牢笼中饥渴的女人们

　　里昂市长保罗感到很不安。在从政三十年后他发觉自己已没有什么新思维，感到非常空虚。他的团队决定聘请爱丽丝，一位才华横溢的哲学家来为他解决这问题。爱丽丝与市长因而展开一连串的对话，这让他们经常接触，并且动摇了他们的信念。问题也逐渐出现：政治和反思是否能够兼容？

　　Jamez Bond is the lead character in Spoof, a frustrated one, since he's not able to figure out a way to complete his famous sentence: "My name is...", before getting shot. Yep, this is the news: finally, after 50 years, the gun in the gun-barrel sequence shoots our hero and several other challenges will arise, till the sky-fall... Leatherfaze from the Texas Chainzaw Mazzacre and the Alfraid Hitchcock silhouette, from the TV show will face no lesser complications in trying to turn a chainsaw on and in overcoming common fears, because the Master of Suspence will appear to be surprisingly more fearful than the victims in his movies... But he's in good company, since an animated Inspector Clouzeau, from The Pink Panfher's saga title sequence, won't prove to be brave enough in fighting a pink panther that's much wilder than we used to know... Rochy Balboa will show the other characters what it takes to fight your inner enemies, in "Rochy vs Ranbo", but won't be prepared for an unexpected ...

　　萧大师铸成了大名鼎鼎的“泪痕剑”，却也知道这把剑未来会在江湖之上掀起腥风血雨，不仅如此，萧大师还得知自己的孩子将会死在这把剑下。为了避免事端，萧大师将泪痕剑交给弟子保管，几经辗转，泪痕剑最终到了小高（傅声 饰）的手上。　　带着这把剑，小高被卷入了长安大镖局和洛阳雄狮堂的争斗之中，雄狮堂的叛徒杨坚被神秘人萧泪血（岳华 饰）杀死，但也正是这名神秘的男子，三番五次的救下小高的性命。原来，萧血泪的真实身份是萧大师的儿子，为了避免泪痕剑的诅咒成真，萧血泪一直在寻找着弟弟。就在线索全部落空之际，大镖局的二把手卓东来（尔冬升 饰）现身抢走了泪痕剑。

　　17岁的龙崎桃子（深田恭子饰）住在茨城县下妻，她喜欢洛可可风格的打扮，并向往中世纪的法国。和桃子同校的高二女生白百合草莓（土屋安娜饰），是一个整天骑着重型摩托车的“飙车帮恶女”。　　一次机缘巧合，桃子和草莓偶然结识对方，她们对彼此充满了好奇，而且都不明白在这小地方怎么会 有对方这样的女孩。此后草莓经常来拜访桃子，她关注桃子，并对她的装扮评头论足，但坚持己见的桃子不为所动。草莓需要去一趟专为大姐头制作特攻服的服装店见识下，她希望自己可以穿上特攻服参加一个前辈的隐退仪式。她们没能找到，但桃子竟然特意为草莓缝制特攻服，成为莫逆之交的她们还会遇到什么困难呢？